6.07.2009

A.P. on Autoerotic Asphyxiation

I'm sitting here reading an article on death in baseball, and on the side there was a link to another article about David Carradine, who is speculated to have just died of autoerotic asphyxiation. I remembered that Michael Hutchence's death was also speculated to be the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. So I turn to A.P. and say, "How come so many famous people die of autoerotic asphyxiation?" (Apparently two deaths allegedly the result of autoerotic asphyxiation equals "many.") A.P. asked if I was talking about David Carradine's death, and when I said yes, he offered this awesome response:

"Because he was trying to choke his dick and his neck at the same time. And that shit never works out."

I love this man.


PS. The terms "autoerotic asphyxiation" have lost all meaning.

5 comments:

  1. that's a quote for the ages. hilarious.

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  2. I know, right! That's why I love him so much! He's so funny!

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  3. Wow...so I didn't realize how many people die from chocking the monkey...I mean it's not funny, but...really???? WHY???? Uhhh, and he was 70, trying something like that...

    Well, I guess he was happy, maybe that's the way to go... (am I being insensitive....sorry, may he RIP)

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  4. That's funny! That was my friend's reaction, too. She'd never heard of it until David Carradine died. Whatever. To each their freaky own. : O )

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