I'm sitting here reading an article on
death in baseball, and on the side there was a link to another article about
David Carradine, who is
speculated to have just died of autoerotic asphyxiation. I remembered that
Michael Hutchence's death was also speculated to be the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. So I turn to A.P. and say, "How come so many famous people die of autoerotic asphyxiation?" (Apparently two deaths allegedly the result of autoerotic asphyxiation equals "many.") A.P. asked if I was talking about David Carradine's death, and when I said yes, he offered this awesome response:
"Because he was trying to choke his dick and his neck at the same time. And that shit never works out."I love this man.
PS. The terms "autoerotic asphyxiation" have lost all meaning.
